| I $400 TODAY AND IT IS ONLY 3PM [message #21034] |
Fri, 04 August 2000 00:00  |
pnznvl
Messages: 1
Registered: August 2000
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I have found a REAL money making program that is EASY to get started and QUICKLY generates LOTS OF CASH.
Sure I was sceptical too after reading about a thousand ads for get rich schemes I found this one.
It changed my life.
This is one opportunity you dont want to pass up.
To get more information please visit this site
cashathome.20m.com
wcyhgrnyezmnrieqczrvnzzcm
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| Re: I $400 TODAY AND IT IS ONLY 3PM [message #21091 is a reply to message #21034] |
Wed, 09 August 2000 00:00  |
davidf
Messages: 2866
Registered: September 1996
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Amara Graps (Amara.Graps@mpi-hd.removethis.mpg.de) writes:
> IF YOU ORDER NOW, David Fanning will come to your house and give you
> personal IDL lessons!!
Now hold on there. I said I would come to the house IF they
ordered IDL *AND* they ordered a book. I don't think that
has been spelled out very well at all. :-(
Cheers,
David
P.S. And I didn't see the address where they can send
their checks. I think we may have to re-think this whole
advertising campaign. It's got a few kinks. :-(
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David Fanning, Ph.D.
Fanning Software Consulting
Phone: 970-221-0438 E-Mail: davidf@dfanning.com
Coyote's Guide to IDL Programming: http://www.dfanning.com/
Toll-Free IDL Book Orders: 1-888-461-0155
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| Re: I $400 TODAY AND IT IS ONLY 3PM [message #21092 is a reply to message #21034] |
Wed, 09 August 2000 00:00 |
Amara Graps
Messages: 24
Registered: June 1996
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David Fanning wrote:
> pnznvl@apexmail.com (pnznvl@apexmail.com) writes:
>> I have found a REAL money making program that is EASY to get started
>> and QUICKLY generates LOTS OF CASH.
>> Sure I was sceptical too after reading about a thousand ads for get
>> rich schemes I found this one.
>> It changed my life.
>> This is one opportunity you dont want to pass up.
>> To get more information please visit this site
>> cashathome.20m.com
>> wcyhgrnyezmnrieqczrvnzzcm
> Check it out. All you have to do is write IDL object
> programs. Users snap them up and pay you big bucks
> for the privilege of using them. Fantastic!!!!
However...
I think that you need a FEW MORE CAPITAL LETTERS and few more !!!!!!
to make a good spam.
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Thanks to IDL, I now have a PROSPEROUS future, MONEY earning power,
and the ADMIRATION of all.
IDL is Vital To Your Success as a Human Being !!!!!!
While you are using IDL: YOUR PHD will arrive in your mailbox!
: Your SCIENTIFIC PAPERS WILL WRITE THEMSELVES!
: You will PAY NO MORE INCOME TAXES!
: You will have HUNDREDS of NEW FRIENDS!
: Your LIFE SPAN WILL BE TRIPLED!
: You will be FIT LIKE AN ATHLETE! (The Easy
Way!)
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL,
World hunger will disappear!
Rainforests will grow back!
The politicians will get honest jobs!
IDL is Recommended by doctors & psychologists.
The Time Is Right!!! Call Now and Order IDL!!!
AUGUST SPECIAL PRICE
1 unit Your mortgage and Your firstborn child
(And We Accept Credit Cards!)
AND
IF YOU ORDER NOW, David Fanning will come to your house and give you
personal IDL lessons!!
To be removed, please email whydontyoubelieveme@idlgoofiness.com and
type 'remove' in the subject line. You will be removed.
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:-)
Amara
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Interplanetary Dust Group | Saupfercheckweg 1
+49-6221-516-543 | 69117 Heidelberg, GERMANY
* http://galileo.mpi-hd.mpg.de/~graps
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