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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50214] Mon, 18 September 2006 08:51
Mike Wallace is currently offline  Mike Wallace
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Yo mama's so dumb she thinks that Euler is a guy out working on a derrick.

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50215 is a reply to message #50214] Mon, 18 September 2006 08:48 Go to previous message
Mike Wallace is currently offline  Mike Wallace
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Yo mama's so dumb she tried to set !PI equal to 'cherry'.

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50231 is a reply to message #50215] Fri, 15 September 2006 17:10 Go to previous message
David Fanning is currently offline  David Fanning
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Yo mama's so fat the command:

IDL> Contour, mama, LEVELS=500

took over an hour to render on my iMac.

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50232 is a reply to message #50231] Fri, 15 September 2006 16:42 Go to previous message
David Fanning is currently offline  David Fanning
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R.G. Stockwell writes:

> Yo mama's so fat that to filter data, she uses the MRSBUTTERWORTH filter

Yo mama's so fat even the BUTTERBALL filter didn't smooth her.

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50234 is a reply to message #50232] Fri, 15 September 2006 16:29 Go to previous message
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Yo mama's so fat that to filter data, she uses the MRSBUTTERWORTH filter

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50235 is a reply to message #50234] Fri, 15 September 2006 16:23 Go to previous message
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Yo mama's so fat I had to set NOCLIP=1 to display her.

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50236 is a reply to message #50235] Fri, 15 September 2006 16:22 Go to previous message
David Fanning is currently offline  David Fanning
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Yo mama's so fat I ran out of colors rendering her on my 24-bit display.

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Sepore ma de ni thui. ("Perhaps thou speakest truth.")

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50237 is a reply to message #50236] Fri, 15 September 2006 16:19 Go to previous message
David Fanning is currently offline  David Fanning
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Yo mama's so fat her butt shakes like Liam's GOES image movie.

Cheers,

David

P.S. Alright, a little esoteric, but something for the cognoscenti.
And, anyway, I was sorry he didn't get a response to his question. :-)


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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50238 is a reply to message #50237] Fri, 15 September 2006 16:12 Go to previous message
David Fanning is currently offline  David Fanning
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Yo mama's so fat SHOW3 claimed it was a Java function.

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Re: Yo Mama....IDL Humor Re: Newsgroup Decorum [message #50239 is a reply to message #50238] Fri, 15 September 2006 16:11 Go to previous message
David Fanning is currently offline  David Fanning
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You mama's so fat her shape can be modelled with the DIST function.

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