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Re: Why so serious? [message #64043] Mon, 01 December 2008 14:23 Go to next message
David Fanning is currently offline  David Fanning
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jigga1206@gmail.com writes:

> Usually this group is deep into vectorization, optimization, and so on=85
> except for David's occasional asides on tennis. However, does anybody
> have any interesting/funny/random/ IDL code that makes your programs
> more enjoyable to use?

Several years ago, when Dave Burridge and I were collaborating
on the Catalyst Library, we worked on it about 24 hours a day,
as he was in England and about 8 hours ahead of me. He would
work on it, turn it over to me when he went to supper and I
had finished breakfast, and I would turn it back over to him
when I was finished answering all my IDL newsgroup e-mail, about
7 AM his time, when he would start in on it again.

Sometimes we would pass a number of files back and forth.
One day, I managed to conceal an a DLL that played wav
files, and I modified the error handler to play a short
clip of Moe, one of the the Three Stooges, yelling "No, no, no,
you're doing it all wrong!!" when an error occurred. That
had us amused for quite some time. :-)

If you have a Windows machine, you can download the WAV DLL
file and the allwrong.wav sound file (among others) here:

http://www.dfanning.com/programs/bell.zip

I wrote it for IDL 5.5, but I just installed it on my IDL 7
Windows machine and it still works, and still gives me a smile. :-)

Cheers,

David

--
David Fanning, Ph.D.
Fanning Software Consulting, Inc.
Coyote's Guide to IDL Programming: http://www.dfanning.com/
Sepore ma de ni thui. ("Perhaps thou speakest truth.")
Re: Why so serious? [message #64044 is a reply to message #64043] Mon, 01 December 2008 14:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
R.G. Stockwell is currently offline  R.G. Stockwell
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for apple = 0, n-1 do begin
endfor


A fruit loop. (from Deep C Secrets)
Re: Why so serious? [message #64045 is a reply to message #64044] Mon, 01 December 2008 08:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Vince Hradil is currently offline  Vince Hradil
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On Dec 1, 9:27 am, sav...@nsidc.org wrote:
> file ='filename'
> open, ch, file, /get_lun
>
> ; write to unit ch
>
> free_lun, ch
>
> Thats as funny as my code gets.
>
> Matt
>
> --
> Matthew Savoie  -  Scientific Programmer
> National Snow and Ice Data Center
> (303) 735-0785 http://nsidc.org

When I try to compile that I get:

free_lun, ch
^
% No such thing.
Re: Why so serious? [message #64047 is a reply to message #64045] Mon, 01 December 2008 07:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Matt[2] is currently offline  Matt[2]
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file ='filename'
open, ch, file, /get_lun

; write to unit ch

free_lun, ch


Thats as funny as my code gets.


Matt


--
Matthew Savoie - Scientific Programmer
National Snow and Ice Data Center
(303) 735-0785 http://nsidc.org
Re: Why so serious? [message #64052 is a reply to message #64047] Sun, 30 November 2008 14:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mark[1] is currently offline  Mark[1]
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On Nov 30, 5:45 pm, jigga1...@gmail.com wrote:
> I like the option of
> generating random insults when users cause
> my stuff to break, though
> typically it’s my fault.

Are you an idiot?!

:-)
Re: Why so serious? [message #64165 is a reply to message #64043] Tue, 02 December 2008 19:33 Go to previous message
Andrew Cool is currently offline  Andrew Cool
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On Dec 2, 8:23 am, David Fanning <n...@dfanning.com> wrote:
> jigga1...@gmail.com writes:
>> Usually this group is deep into vectorization, optimization, and so on=85
>> except for David's occasional asides on tennis. However, does anybody
>> have any interesting/funny/random/ IDL code that makes your programs
>> more enjoyable to use?
>
> Several years ago, when Dave Burridge and I were collaborating
> on the Catalyst Library, we worked on it about 24 hours a day,
> as he was in England and about 8 hours ahead of me. He would
> work on it, turn it over to me when he went to supper and I
> had finished breakfast, and I would turn it back over to him
> when I was finished answering all my IDL newsgroup e-mail, about
> 7 AM his time, when he would start in on it again.
>
> Sometimes we would pass a number of files back and forth.
> One day, I managed to conceal an a DLL that played wav
> files, and I modified the error handler to play a short
> clip of Moe, one of the the Three Stooges, yelling "No, no, no,
> you're doing it all wrong!!" when an error occurred. That
> had us amused for quite some time. :-)
>
> If you have a Windows machine, you can download the WAV DLL
> file and the allwrong.wav sound file (among others) here:
>
>   http://www.dfanning.com/programs/bell.zip
>
> I wrote it for IDL 5.5, but I just installed it on my IDL 7
> Windows machine and it still works, and still gives me a smile. :-)
>
> Cheers,
>
> David
>
> --
> David Fanning, Ph.D.
> Fanning Software Consulting, Inc.
> Coyote's Guide to IDL Programming:http://www.dfanning.com/
> Sepore ma de ni thui. ("Perhaps thou speakest truth.")

If that's Moe, I'll go he.

I reckon it's Shemp!!

Andrew
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